http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/energydrink.htm

но это очевидно. редбулл для скаута. я так и знал что на сандвиче краноглазые не остановятся. осталось демо виски которое можно пить, пиво инженеру и медику и шаурму снайперу, спай обойдется сигарой.
над скаутом который получил atomic FAAALCON PAUNCH видны "Miss!" я подумал что шутка. но после ачивмента Artful Dodger я подзадумался. а ведь могут.
ох и да, карта на бекграунде то! это двойной пейлоад!

First Blood - make the first kill on the arena
First Blood pt.2 - kill 5 enemies using "First blood" bonus. (lolhuh?)
Quick Hook - kill an enemy on the Well before the round starts
A Year to Remember - kill 2004 enemies
The Cycle - kill enemy while in air, on the ground and underwater, all during one life
Closer - destroy 25 teleporters
If You Build It - destroy 25 buildings while they are being constructed
Gun Down - destroy 5 sentries using pistol only
Doctoring the Ball - Kill 3 enemies while ubered
Dodgers 1, Giants 0 - Kill heavy and get his sandwich
Stealing Home - Start capping the point as soon as it becomes possible
The Big Hurt - Stun 25 ubered enemies
Batting the Doctor - Kill 10 fully charged medics
Beanball - Stun scout with his own ball (%u2665%u2665%u2665%u2665 YES)
Artful Dodger - Get 1000 "missed" damage during 1 life
Strike Zone - Kill 50 stunned enemies
Out of the Park - Bat the enemy so he flies 25 meters
Triple Play - Cap 3 points in 1 round without dying
Triple Steal - Steal intel 3 times during 1 round
Round Tripper - Steal intel 250 times
Belittled Beleauger - Kill the enemy carrying your intel while you are carrying theirs
Fall Classic - Make 1000 double jumps
I'm Bat Man - Endure 500 damage in 1 life
Batter Up - Kill 100 enemies while double-jumping
Foul Territory - Cause enemy's death by stunning him
Pop Fly - Die because of double-barreled shotgun's recoil (!!)
Brushback - Stun 50 capping/pushing enemies
Moon Shot - Stun 25 enemies for a maximum time (???)
Retire Runner - Kill 10 slowed down Scouts
Caught Napping - Kill 50 enemies by shooting them in the back with doublebarreled shotgun
Side Retired - Capture the last point
Set the Table - Start 50 succesful point captures
Block the Plate - Defend the point 100 times
No Hitter - Steal and cap intel without shooting
Race for the Pennant - Run 25 kilometers

С переводом теперь просто беда. Где, где я вас спрашиваю, Мих.Лозинский, или Рита Райт-Ковалева? Где они?!