Я не могу удержаться и не запостить это дело. (thanks to dr_teoretik за наводку) Вкупе с translate.google.com и abbyyonline.ru для непринуждённости, это весело.

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Из троих двое отключились первыми, не сказав ничего интересного.

Continue to practice English!

Stranger: hi asl?
You: =)
You: So typical?
Stranger: yea haa
You: Is it really important for u?
Stranger: yeah
You: ok
You: 21mRussia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...
Stranger: i dont care.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi?
Stranger: HEY im a guy k
You: =)
Stranger: Haha when i do that
Stranger: They disconnect

You: Hi?
Stranger: m/f
You: m
Stranger: age
Stranger: im f
You: 21
Stranger: great
You: and?
Stranger: where you from?
You: Russia
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im in canada
...
Stranger: you like watching naked girls on cam?
You: Err... You want to offer? =)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: if you want?
...
А потом я слил. =(